I will now tell you of a hero. A superhero. His name is Grassman. Half man, half grass. He is the one who will save the world from the Hive, the alien planet that threatens to eliminate all mankind... although he doesn't know it himself yet, because he's busy mowing the lawn. You see, Grassman has not yet unlocked his full potential, but once he has, all villainous miscreants who threaten our beautiful species will quiver in fear! That is, if Grassman feels like showing up any time soon...
What is the Hive? The Hive is an alien planet that entered our solar system and ate Earth's moon, replacing it in its orbit around our planet. Now we rely on Mr. Moonshine's Giant Flying Moonglow Beetle to provide the planet's population of bats, werewolves, zombies, owls and other creatures of the night with their much-needed lunar light. Mr. Moonshine: the second hero in the sky! He's hot, manly, brave and shpeaks like Shawn Connery.
You will hear more of Grassman's and Mr. Moonshine's endeavours to save our planet in the near future. To start you off, though, here is a picture of that most foul of beings that is the Hive, mother of a thousand million fell beasts and monstrosities. Wonderful stuff.
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